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Order by Oct 24 to receive made-to-orders in time for Christmas
(ships by December 18).
Contact:
or text at
(502) 653-9293
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Quick Guide to Customizing your Packer
The first step to customizing the perfect sausage for you is identifying the primary reason you're packing. There are four reasons: look, feel, peeing, and fucking. At Granny's, you'll get a realistic looking sausage no matter how you slice it and one other function to choose from.
Often when a packer serves multiple functions there's going to be something it excels at. What are you wanting most?
Realistic Feel
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Have great intercourse
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