Granny's original Andoilini was made to be the little bro of Big Sal. Both of them are genetically gifted in the...lower department. ;)
Andoilini has the smallest shaft of all the "average" sized bulges, but more than makes up for it with his scrote. Note: if you want a smaller bulge, get something with a smaller scrotum. I've heard some bulge analysts remark that they enjoy having a bigger scrotum and a less prominent shaft. If you agree, look no further than the Andoilini. If you want a larger shaft with your large scrotum, go for big Sal (both siblings have gone full 3D scrote!). As someone once said, "Normalize the bulge." ;) Now go crack Granny open America's most queer beer.
Made to order. Choose a formula, roast, and a (3 dimensional!) side scrotum for your perfect sausage.
