Order slots are now closed but will reopen at the start of next month. Premade and DICKscount packers available now!

Which packer model will win the opportunity to be the next to receive a 3D SCROTUM UPGRADE from Gramma? Vote now!

EDIT: April Fools Fail - Oops! sorry, everyone It is with heavy hearts that we announce the closure of Gramma's Sausages effective after...

Gramma and I truly appreciate all of the support so far and wanted to show our appreciation to all of our customers.

The Metawurst is a small packer mimicking metoidioplasty & scrotoplasty for anyone considering meta

Gramma has been hard at work improving and innovating our packers, play items, our website, and YOUR experience!

MERRY DICKMAS from Dick and Gramma! Dick here with a quick update with the latest news and updates from Gramma's Sausages. It's that time...

Hey y'all! Dick here. As you may know, we've encountered quite a few bugs with the transition to our new shop and payment processor!...

Dick reporting in with another update! I'm trying to be better about these - appreciate yall's patience. Shop We opened the new e-shop...

Hey, ya'll - Dick here. Gramma and I have been working harder than ever to provide our sausages and industry-leading prosthetics to as...

It's finally that time! It's been a long time coming. The online shop is now online, and order slots are currently being rolled out! We...

(wow this has been a long time coming) Dick and Gramma have been hard at work taking everyone's ideas and suggestions to heart and...

At the moment, we are unable to accept international orders through our website due to a number of obstacles we are working to resolve ASAP.

Thanks for tuning into our “Gramma’s Sausages April 2023 update and FAQ video!”

Gramma is excited to announce her newest model, The Kochwurst! It's an uncut model measuring in at around 3” x 1.2” girth.

You read that right - fan favorite Oscar is back! To celebrate, Gramma is offering 15% off all orders over $100! Use the code:...

Just a quick update letting y'all know that International Shipping has resumed to most countries worldwide on Gramma's Etsy shop. We hope...

Gramma's showing ya'll some love From now until V-day you can get 15% off your order by entering the code ILOVEMYDICK during checkout!...

Just an update from Gramma: International Shipping is currently on hold for the next few months. We do intend to resume International...

Sorry for all the shenanigans. Gramma has been thrown for a loop with payment processors. Luckily, we have found a solution and online...