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Jan 61 min read
International Shipping Troubleshooting:
Hey all you sausage slingers! A few of you have had issues with error codes on my website when shipping internationally. Here are the...
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grammassausages
Oct 2, 20241 min read
October 2024 Sale (and NEW! DICKscount of the month!)
Hey everyone, I hope this blog finds you well. <3 I just wanted to let you know that this month you can get 10% off all Made-to-Order...
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Dick
Apr 25, 20241 min read
Update: Order slots to re-open 5/1 and...Results from Battle of 3D Balls poll!
Order slots are now closed but will reopen at the start of next month. Premade and DICKscount packers available now!
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Dick
Apr 8, 20241 min read
Battle of the (3D) Balls: Choose which packer gets a 3D scrotum next
Which packer model will win the opportunity to be the next to receive a 3D SCROTUM UPGRADE from Gramma? Vote now!
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Dick
Apr 1, 20241 min read
BREAKING NEWS: April Fools Fail - Gramma Says Sorry
First we'd like to offer our legit sincere apology to any stress that was caused by our goof. It was never our intention to upset anyone....
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Dick
Apr 1, 20241 min read
Trans-Masc Prosthetics Company, 'Gramma's Sausages' goes out of business on 4/1/2024
EDIT: April Fools Fail - Oops! sorry, everyone It is with heavy hearts that we announce the closure of Gramma's Sausages effective after...
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Dick
Mar 7, 20242 min read
Gramma's Favorites: Loyalty Program for Repeat Customers
Gramma and I truly appreciate all of the support so far and wanted to show our appreciation to all of our customers.
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Dick
Jan 24, 20241 min read
Introducing the METAWURST: Available Now!
The Metawurst is a small packer mimicking metoidioplasty & scrotoplasty for anyone considering meta
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Dick
Jan 11, 20242 min read
2024 with Gramma: Premades, new options, improved shop, & updated website
Gramma has been hard at work improving and innovating our packers, play items, our website, and YOUR experience!
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Dick
Dec 13, 20231 min read
Merry DICKmas - free Shipping for $150+ and DICKscounts galore!
MERRY DICKMAS from Dick and Gramma! Dick here with a quick update with the latest news and updates from Gramma's Sausages. It's that time...
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Dick
Dec 6, 20231 min read
International Shipping issues resolved & alternative payment options online!
Hey y'all! Dick here. As you may know, we've encountered quite a few bugs with the transition to our new shop and payment processor!...
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Dick
Nov 28, 20233 min read
Gramma's November 2023 general update - shop, shipping, premades, pack n' plays, & new features soon
Dick reporting in with another update! I'm trying to be better about these - appreciate yall's patience. Shop We opened the new e-shop...
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Dick
Nov 27, 20233 min read
The State of Gramma's International Shipping - November 2023
Hey, ya'll - Dick here. Gramma and I have been working harder than ever to provide our sausages and industry-leading prosthetics to as...
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Dick
Nov 15, 20231 min read
ORDER UP!!! Gramma's new online shop online
It's finally that time! It's been a long time coming. The online shop is now online, and order slots are currently being rolled out! We...
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Dick
Nov 1, 20231 min read
Gramma's new e-shop online - order slots open 11/15!
(wow this has been a long time coming) Dick and Gramma have been hard at work taking everyone's ideas and suggestions to heart and...
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Dick
Oct 2, 20231 min read
Limited order slots are now open - new e-shop delayed
Howdy, folks - Dick here with a quick update! It's the start of the new month, and a limited amount of order slots are now open! The...
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Dick
Sep 14, 20232 min read
Gramma's Make-over: Exciting changes to website and shop coming soon!
You heard it here first, folks - exciting changes and new features are coming very soon here on grammassausages.com! Starting in a few...
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Dick
Aug 1, 20231 min read
August Order Slots Now Open
It's the first of the month! You know what that means: Order slots are now open! Gramma is preparing to get cookin' on this new batch of...
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Dick
Jul 16, 20231 min read
Gramma's Merchandise
Now you can support Gramma in different ways (BEYOND THE BULGE)! Check out Gramma's authentic snapback, ceremic mug, and more! T-shirts,...
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